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this is the infrequently updated page for michael kurman - aka kurm - aka kurmjustkurm: private banker, farmer, photographer, solar warrior, hockey nerd, helper, problem solver, common sense advocate, whole food plant-based fitness fan. also defender of spinach, champion of the plight of indigenous cartilage, noble taste tester, busy dancer, shepherd, migrating day laborer and archduke of the eastern seaboard.
if i were to write about myself in third person, it would go something like:
kurm is a beautifully efficient vacuumer with the poise and determination of a buddhist leper - a man whose skills as a stamp fluid collector are only modestly trumped by his tangential rapport with the butternut squash
i do a great many things. all the world's a stage. what role do i play today?
DAMSEL HOMESTEAD
