i told myself that i would begin blogging in 2016. people of the world, here it is. many of you have been clamoring (<- which, incidentally, accounts for 74.29% of what people do when yearning for a blog post) to read another almost-useless opinion, rant or rating. i can't tell you how many blog posts I've read [the actual number is 3] telling me that vanilla ice cream sucks - but i made up my own mind and decided that it is good. so here is some more wasted space. it is quite possible that future blog posts will be full of useful information, statistics and general or specific knowledge.
today, david bowie died. his birthday was two days ago. kind of a media whore methinks (<-that word is creepy and i hope to never type it again). the kardashians could learn something from this. step 1: gala event. step 2: jump off a bridge? i should have been in marketing...
this is my blog post. enjoy!